We started our honeymoon in Florence, which is this really pretty town in Italy. That’s in Europe. They’ve got loads of art galleries there. They don’t open on Mondays, so we spent that day in bed and ordering room service. On Tuesday we were both a bit sore, so we went to the gallery that’s got Michelangelo’s David. He looks a lot like Larry, but for a seventeen foot tall guy, he’s got a really tiny c**k. Larry’s c**k is a lot bigger than that. Larry said that Michelangelo was a poof, so I wondered why he’d sculpted a guy with a really tiny c**k. But I know when you go to old houses, the doorways are much smaller, ‘cause people were shorter then, so maybe c***s were smaller, too. It makes me glad I wasn’t born a few centuries ago.
After we’d had a week in Florence, we went to Venice, and
