Terror s*x Appeal
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Sheldon follows Catrien down the street; her red hair is a beacon he can’t resist. They pass gang members who spill booze for their fallen homies. It does not look right; that is, the light outside has the feel of cheap neon in a laundromat. This does not bother Catrien any, but Sheldon is already starting to sweat.
Catrien stops at a convenience store to pick up a gallon of Tofruity, a tofu-based ice cream. This is also where she confronts Sheldon. “Are you going to be a good boy and f**k off, or do I need to call the cops?” She is 6’2” and can handle herself, but even so stalkers are still creepy.
He casually gropes a canned ham. It expires three weeks from today. “The memantine isn’t working for you either, huh?”
This catches her off guard. A cursory glance at h
