"Well! can you not bore a couple of holes an inch and a half apart, below the middle panel and cut a narrow slit from hole to hole? I will take care to place myself in a proper position, and do my best to gratify your premature lubricity. My darling boy, you progress wonderfully, and make me proud of my pupil." Seeing she took it thus kindly, I said— "Do tell me, my beloved mistress, how often he has f****d you to-day?" "Will it please you really, my dear Charlie, to know that?" "Oh! yes, so much." "Well, then, six times in the morning, and four before dinner. He was bursting with desire, and could not hold. He spent twice before giving me time to come once, but then you know, my dear Charlie, how actively you had been employing your time all the previous night, you sad rogue that you

