Next morning I was awakened by uncle alone, who told me that my aunt was somewhat poorly, and could not come.
"I am sorry it is so, for this little fellow is as hard as usual."
"Oh, I am so sorry dear aunt is poorly, both on her account and my own. What shall I do, dear uncle? It is so hard and painful."
"Well, my dear boy, I must try to allay it myself. I love you too dearly to leave you in this state. I am not so good at allaying this painful attack as your aunt, but as you know you were successfully relieved in her bottom, and I in yours, yesterday, we shall try to-day if I can accommodate this huge fellow, of which I have some doubts. Take off your night-shirt as I do mine, it will be more commodious."
In an instant we were both stark n***d. We threw ourselves into one another's ar
