This is my first Saturday off since I started at the dinner. Unfortunately, with three small people in the house, I didn’t get to sleep in. We’re all up with the birds. As much as I would have loved for Jay to stay over last night, he left after we fooled around. It’s a good thing too. At 3am little Macy crawled into my bed. That would have been awkward. The day flies by, come 6pm Tina is banging on my door begging for “a night of debauchery.” Before I know it I’m sitting at a high top with my girlfriends instead of snuggling with my s*x-God man. “Why aren’t you drinking?” Tina asks suspiciously. “I’ve been getting a lot of headaches and I’ve been really tired lately. I’m just giving my body a rest. Don’t read into it.” “Is it because of all the wild monkey love you're making with th

