Chapter 8
Thanks to Karen, for the next month I got off the dating merry-go-round, choosing instead to spend my time and spread my legs for The Blue Bandit. As proof of my dedication, I lowered the time it took me to reach ecstasy to three minutes flat. I felt somewhat guilty making trips to the discount store every week for double AAs, but as long as it did not hurt anyone, I did not see the harm.
At least I lived alone. Danita endured timing her exploration to when her central heat started so her kids did not hear the humming. I managed to abstain packing it for my trip to visit my sister the weekend before Christmas. I made the trip Yolanda style by catching the train instead of driving. As I reclined and watched the North Carolina landscape pass before my eyes, I reflected, this tru
