As he was led into the police station the desk sergeant looked up, harassed, and he recognised his old friend Dave. "Not you as well, sir?" Let"s have your name then."
"Jefferson Patbottom."
"Ask a silly question. Right, how do you spell that?" He proceeded to write it down laboriously. "P-a-t-b-o-t-t-o-m. Address? Oh, I know that, of course. Right, sir, the constable will take you to our interview room for the usual search procedure." Reacting to the questioning look on Jyp"s face, he explained. "It"s only routine, sir. We have to do the same for anyone caught in that place. No wonder they call it “The Happy Warrior” – not surprising, they"re always stoned out of their mind after the stuff they serve there. Right," he motioned to the constable, "take this gentleman to join the others. Y
