Sunday
In the morning, which was really closer to the afternoon than anything else, they sat down to come up with a more detailed plan of action. Jess, still riding the high of realising where the robber was most likely to strike next, offered that they hide in the bushes until the criminal comes and then charge at them with a baguette, yelling out something vaguely French and threatening. Mel had to remind her that they weren’t in a low-budget superhero film, even though seeing two women screaming and waving bread would certainly throw the robber off their rhythm. After a few other suggestions, which had Mel worried that Jess had spent too much time around all the conspiracy theorists in town and that their beliefs were starting to rub off on her, they decided that they’d replace Stephen
