Just when we thought the haunted house might reward us with a nice “Congratulations, You Faced Your Inner Demons” gift basket, it did what all emotionally unavailable horror houses do—
It got petty.
Real petty.
As in, **walls closing in**, **floor disappearing**, and **a screaming chandelier made of forgotten report cards** kind of petty.
We barely had time to scream before the floor under us gave way.
One minute: victory circle.
Next minute: free fall.
We landed with a collective *OOF* in what could only be described as the **House’s Digestive Tract of Regret™** — a long, pulsing hallway lit by flickering neon signs.
Zoe squinted. “Are those… *ads*?”
Amber read one aloud:
> “✨Hide Your Truth—Live Your Lie! Only 0% Interest!”
> “Tired of Feelings? Try Denial! Now in NEW Vanilla Scent!”
> “Welcome Back, Losers.”
Max groaned. “This house is basically a toxic i********: feed.”
A deep voice echoed through the hallway, not from a speaker, but from inside our skulls:
> “You think you can leave just because you found some courage? Cute.
> You’ve tasted the truth. But you haven’t earned it.”
The hallway split into **six doors**, each marked with our names.
Riley’s door read: *“The One Who Laughs So You Won’t Look Too Close.”*
Zoe’s: *“The Girl Who Drew Her Way Out.”*
Nate’s: *“The Funny One Who Forgot How to Be Serious.”*
Amber’s: *“The Strong One Who’s Afraid of Cracks.”*
Max’s: *“The Mascot Who Wants to Quit.”*
Mine: *“The Leader Who Never Led Herself.”*
Max muttered, “Okay. This is uncalled for.”
Nate leaned close to his door. “It’s like a therapy session built by a horror movie intern with a poetry minor.”
“I think… we each have to go in alone,” I said.
Everyone exchanged nervous glances.
Amber cracked her knuckles. “Alright. One emotional boss fight coming up.”
“One more thing,” Zoe added. “What if we get stuck?”
Riley grinned, thin and brave. “Then we punch our way out with the power of personal growth.”
One by one, we opened our doors and stepped in.
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Inside mine: a hallway of mirrors. Except the mirrors showed versions of me I didn’t want to admit existed.
—Me trying too hard.
—Me letting people walk all over me.
—Me pretending I didn’t care.
—Me alone, even in a crowd.
At the end stood a single mirror. Cracked. Faintly glowing.
When I looked in… I saw myself.
Not perfect. Not broken.
Just *me*.
“I’m done hiding,” I whispered. “You don’t get to tell me who I am.”
The mirror smiled.
**And shattered.**
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One by one, we reappeared in the center of the hallway, shaken but standing.
Zoe had ink on her hands. Max had tears in his eyes. Riley clutched a broken party hat. Nate’s shirt had a coffee stain in the shape of a heart. Amber held a photo of someone she hadn’t spoken to in years.
And me?
I held nothing.
Because for the first time, I didn’t need to.
The house groaned.
It didn’t like that.
Which was how we knew…
We were finally getting to it.
The *heart* of the house.
The reason it brought us here.