Sara was the first to arrive in Miami and was sitting at the gate waiting me and Kelly. As I was heading to the gate I passed Kelly at the bar flirting real hard with a married man, I’m sure.
I stopped and told the man she was married. Should have seen the look on both their faces. I could not hold my straight face for long. But the poor guy put sixty dollars on the bar and ran as fast as he could down the corridor of the airport disappearing the crowd.
As Kelly spins around at me pointing her wine glass towards my chest almost yelling- “just because you cannot have a man induced organism don’t ruin it for others!”
I reached up wrapped my hands around each side of her cheeks smooched them together and gave her a big kiss and hug to finish off aggravating her.
We headed over to Sara who was reading a magazine sitting at the gate waiting on us to show up. We sat across from her with Kelly still clearly mad that I ruined her airport hook up!
Sara abruptly put her magazine down rolling her eyes and started giving us the stank eye to behave.
I just got the look I would given my kids when they started their bickering. But the best part was I was the one miss behaving in public. That is was not in my nature. Kelly was the wild loud one. I was generally the reserved pretty doctor’s wife and doting mother of three. PTA and all.
I straight up sold Kelly out to Sara- Umm…
I just found this one at the bar almost in some dudes lap with his c**k at half statute . That was until I told this poor fella she was married.
Kelly still mad letting out B*h huff under her breath as Sara put her magazine over her mouth trying not to let Kelly she her laughing.
I decided on a truce with Kelly, we have a long flight so I naturally decided to be the bigger person and tell her I was sorry and would not c**k block her the entire trip. I just did not want her to miss the flight and our vacation together.
That worked!!
She did not even catch the part about “entire trip.” Yet, Sara gave me a wink, so she did.
We boarded the flight to our beautiful all inclusive resort- just what we all needed. Sun, beautiful beaches, the best seafood and mixed drinks around.
The girls did not know yet but. I booked us an amazing snorkeling excursion with wine- food- and a day on the water.
As great as my life is or anyone’s life is everyone deserves be able to unwind with great friends. No responsibilities just relaxing and catching up that was the plan for the next 4 days.