Amid the murmurs, unmistakable sounds carried clearly to every person in the room.
On the screen, Lois's censored body writhed as filthy words spilled from her mouth.
Then Kurt's voice joined hers.
This was what he'd called ASMR.
A while back, he'd been having terrible trouble sleeping.
Every night, he'd play this sort of "roleplay ASMR", supposedly to help him drift off.
Until one day, I heard the sound coming from his headphones.
When I confronted him, he'd said it was normal for a man to have desires. He only refused to sleep with me before marriage because he loved me.
Fine, then. I'd let the guests enjoy a little "normal" ASMR, too.
As for Lois stopping me from pulling anything...
I wasn't about to put all my eggs in one basket.
Especially with a gift like this.
Of course
