“911, what is your emergency?” “Is this the police?” “Yes, this is 911, what is your emergency?” “My cable went out and I can’t get my shows.” “Ma’am, this line is for emergencies only.” “Yeah, I know. This is an emergency. My DVR isn’t working and I have to see what happens to Toni tonight.” isCheyenne sighed. Jesus, she hated these calls. “Have you tried calling your cable company?” “Yeah, but they weren’t answering.” “What do you want me to do?” Cheyenne was shorter than she probably should’ve been, but this was an emergency line and she was exhausted. She didn’t have the time or patience for this crap. “Can you see if you can get through to them for me? I need them to fix this now.” “Okay, hold on. Let me see what I can do.” Cheyenne put the woman on hold and plunked her head

