Chapter 2
“Oh my God! He’s such a jerk.” On Monday morning I talked to Colin on my Bluetooth while driving up to the high school for my interview.
“How’d it go so wrong so fast?” he asked.
“I don’t know. He’s annoying. He smokes.”
“He smoked yesterday.”
“I know. It was sexy yesterday and the day before. After we did it and he lit up in his bed, it was just smelly.”
“You f****d him?”
“No. We just sucked each other off. And he doesn’t like cats. Who doesn’t like cats?”
“Should I make a gay joke or just listen?” Colin asked.
“Just listen. This morning he wouldn’t even answer my text.”
“Hmm.”
“That’s all you got?” I asked.
“Doesn’t that happen a lot?” Colin shot back. “It’s all about the chase, maybe? And maybe you’re feelings are hurt because he didn’t answer your call, so you’re
