55. Win Natalie
- Jacob -
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By Monday I feel better. It’s not the end of my life. Hanna and June added me into a group chat and kept texting me the world’s absurdist plans to ‘Win Natalie’.
Most of them were to f**k with me.
They named the group ‘Help Jacob Win Natalie Group’ and gave it a stupid long description: ‘We have gathered here for a humble cause of providing help and assistance to Jacob with his troubles with the only woman of his life. The Natalie Relish.’
That really made me chuckle.
June: ‘You need to show her you are emotionally available. Girls dig emotionally available men. All you have to do is cry extensively, laugh deeply... See… it’s that Simple!’
June: ‘I am sure you will rock it!’
Hanna: ‘No no no! Be completely unemotional. Don’t laugh, especially at her jok
