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[6] The cupids

Let's be alone together.

We can stay young forever.

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Who thought it was a good idea to let Peter Parker play Tony Stark.

And a weird girl with a power of knowing things she shouldn't play Pepper Pots.

Wanda.

And every agreed.

"Wait...? Isn't my identity supposed to be hidden?" Peter asked.

"It's a party amongst us, they'll be just trustable person."

"What about me? You're just going to let me walk in like 'Hey, the name is (Y/n). I have some sort of power so they let me stay with them?" You asked. "And now they want me to play a show for them."

"Are you in or not?" Steve asked.

"Of course yes." Tony and Pepper kiss a lot so this is a good opportunity to kiss the hell out of Peter Parker. You evil laughed inside.

"That's it, right? I'll tell Fury it's an impersonation show." Tony asked, everyone nodded.

"That's it," Steve said, he was the first to walk out, the others then splitting up.

"Tony. Do I even need to go back to school?" Peter asked.

"Nah. You don't belong there. Go to my lab if you're bored and don't tell May I let you skip classes."

"Should i...? Um, follow him or..." You didn't know where to go so you scratched your head nervously.

"You. Come here." Tony said. You watched Peter left the room, he even waved at you a little. Before you died with happiness you walked to Tony.

"Yeah?"

"I figured you might be helpful." He showed you a holographic screen, showing a picture from a security camera. "Tell me what do you see in this?"

You looked at them and chuckled. "Blonde chick in a sexy suit."

Tony rolled his eyes. "Be more useful, I want to keep you around. Just, anything about her you recognize from your world."

"Oh! You mean she might be a comic book character that marvel just adapted to the movie!"

"What the fu..."

You pushed Tony off his seat and sat there. "Blonde... blue eyes... It could be Gwen from earth 16191..."

"What is earth 16191?"

"Oh. You know, when they draw a story and feel like they want to start a new one based on the same character because they're famous, they'll tell us which earth this story takes place. The main marvel's earth is 616."

He doesn't understand, but Tony swears to himself he must understand all the parallel universe you were talking about. It's such a pain in the ass for Stark since he understood all math and science but not women.

"What earth are we?" Tony asked, tried to understand. "616? The main earth?"

"No. The main earth means the main earth in the comic. You are in Marvel cinematic universe, it's earth 199999."

"How many are they?"

"Infinity." War. You added to your mind just because you want to watch the freaking movie.

"And you remember all of it?"

"I was boring and bored. So... that was how I live life with a little amount of friends. Oh! I know who she is!" You yelled. "Come closer, Tony Stank."

Tony was confused because he felt like someone called him that before.

"Look. She's blonde, her eyes are blue. And look at that ass, fine like Natasha's ass. It's definitely Yelena Belova."

"Friday." He called out and his intelligent ai replied smartly.

"Note that." She was quiet for a couple seconds to dig the information up. "The name does exist. But it appears that she died five years ago in an accident."

"That's bullshit. Marvel likes to throw bullshits at us and we opened our arms for it because they're good shits."

"Can you speak human language please?" Tony groaned. "Back to Yelena. Friday, have you got any pictures of her?"

"Yes. From a supermarket security camera back when she was 16." She showed us on a holographic frame. The face of a 16 years old girl matched the one Tony showed you.

"Wow. I'm useful for the first time in my entire life..." You murmured.

"Anything else, Friday?"

"I'm afraid no."

"Anything else, (Y/n)?"

"Wow am I some kind of your worker?"

"I'll pay you good money."

"Anything for you, sir."

You closed your eyes, trying to memorize all you recall about Yelena.

[Facts of the chapter: Yelena does exist in the comic.]

"She's a black widow, like Nat! Maybe Nat knows her... but they're definitely not friends."

"Wait, she's black widow?"

"They were trained at the red room. I don't know how Marvel will adapt her story here... so don't trust me 100 percent okay?"

Tony nodded, he looked really interesting.

"She was sent to shadow Natasha to ensure that the serum ended up in Russian hands. But then Natasha pretended to be dead. So she stopped... ugh... I don't remember anything else."

"It's alright. I'll have a talk with Nat. You did great, here's your money for helping me out, she was sneaking around, stalking Peter for weeks."

He handed you 1000 dollars.

1000 dollars.

"1000 dollars for a random question?"

"Yeah," Tony said.

"Thank you. Tony." You pulled him for a hug, he was so shocked that he got a double chin.

"..."

You counted the money, then decided to leave the room. But then Tony's word reminded you.

"Wait!? That Yelena is stalking Peter for weeks?"

"Ugh...yeah. The footage I show you are from somewhere around Peter's neighborhood."

"We have to protect that small bean!" You grabbed his hand, look at him in the eyes. "Peter Parker must stay safe, you must protect him!"

"Why are you so obsessed with him?"

"I love him."

"You two just met like... one or two days."

"I've loved him since civil war... actually the impossible."

"I don't understand you!" Tony yelled, you won't let go of his hand so he sighed. "Alright what do you want?"

"Can I have your son for the rest of my life, say yes, say yes. 'Cause I need to know."

"Wait. Are you asking me to marry Peter, what the hell?"

"Why. A girl can't ask a guy's father if she can marry him?"

"I mean... I don't know. Well, Peter barely knows you."

"Then be my cupid! Join Team Wanda and support our love. C'mon, you saw me identifying Yelena faster than Friday, I have power too. I'm perfect for Peter." You almost choked on your own bullshits.

It surprised how Tony really did consider it, he then turned back to you and sighed. "What do I get in return?"

"I'll help you next time you want it. You still need to give me a little bit of your money though." You smiled at him.

Say yes, please.

Please, Tony Stank.

"Fine. I'll support you and Peter, he's so lost lately. Might be a good time to find someone to focus on more than just being Spider-man."

"Yes!!" You yelled. "Thanks! Boss!"

"Yeah..."

You jumped out of the room and started dancing to the music in your minds. Your evilness lurking in the deep part of your soul, if you can't have Tom Holland in real life, you shall own Peter Parker in here. Bwahhahaaaa.

[Wanda's ship]

Member : Wanda , Tony

Ship : Peter x (Y/n)

Status : Still floating

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