"You 2 go to the ballroom and I'll catch up. I want to change my clothes. I'm dirty from exploring the offices. Give me like 10 minutes." I go into the relaxing room and pick out some different clothes. I suddenly realize these people are all going to be hungry and thirsty. "Well s**t. Guard." "Yes sir." "How many servants are in there?" "143 sir." "That is oddly specific. Are they dirty and seem like they're starving?" "Yes, sir... Well, all but 2, sir." "Great, I forgot about those 2. I guess they don't matter for now. We have to feed them." "They brought a massive amount of wine and blood bottles from the other castle. But not much food, sir." "How much is a massive amount?" "2,500 blood bottles and 3,000 wine bottles, sir." "I think I have a plan. Can you take a couple guard

