"Oh... and I'm using him for the multi-million dollar monthly allowance and the absolute state-of-the-art protection, too," I add, pointing towards Carlton before turning on my heel to walk away.
"You're just a filthy cheater!" he yells after me, his voice cracking.
"I never even agreed to break up with you!"
I stop dead in my tracks. I turn around slowly, looking him up and down with total disdain.
"So you honestly expected me to stay with a man who can’t even locate my c******s or give me a single orgasm, but had the absolute audacity to blame his s****l incompetence on my body size?"
Johnny's face drains of all color. He looks like he’s been struck by lightning.
"He'll get tired of you!" he screeches, completely humiliated. I give him a casual nod.
"Sure. And until then... I'm
