Chapter Five: Cold FeetSusan isn't too excited to be getting married. Don't get her wrong, Jake is a good guy. He's tall, dark, and handsome and doesn't mind giving her money to spend when she makes up a sob story about how she has to pay for her college loans and credit card bills for their wedding arrangements. Plus, he honestly seems to love her.
Well, love is a strong word.
She's pretty sure he's still in the closet about his sexuality and is using her as a front to hide the fact that he's ninety-nine-point nine percent gay. She's not even that upset about it.
Except when it comes to s*x.
He's so boring at s*x. His entire idea of s*x is basically, "Insert rod A into hole B repeatedly". It’s not even that he can't make her come. He can't even seem to make himself come unless he has
