“SAFE, HUH?” I replied as Krystal howled in pleasure.
“Have to admit, listening to those two is getting me a little jacked up. I haven’t had s*x for a while and this isn’t helping,” he said. “What about you?”
“What about me?”
“Are you horny, baby?” he joked, mimicking Austin Powers.
I stared at him in surprise. “Of course not.”
“Liar,” he said softly, smiling. “Your face is flushed.”
“That’s because I’m creeped out.”
“s*x creeps you out?”
“No,” I said a little sharply. “I just don’t care to hear other people having it.”
His eyes traveled over my body. “We could remedy that fairly easily.”
“Oh, yeah? How?”
He grinned. “Drown out their noises with ours.”
I laughed. “Wow. Seriously?”
“When it comes to s*x? Yeah,” he said.
I shook my head and smiled. “I don’t think I’ve ever met
