Pirates of the Skies

Chapter 26

Intermission 3

"Hello everyone." Hazumi said waving. "Well, as you may have guessed, you have reached the end of another exciting arc of our… of our…" Hazumi was being distracted by the sound of someone drumming and humming an unfamiliar tune. He turned to Kai who had a piece of paper in his hands and headphones covering his ears.

Omoi was sitting cross-legged on the floor, quietly watching him.

"Kai, can I have a little silence? I'm trying to do an intermission. Kai? Kai?" Hazumi said floating to Kai who could not hear him. Kai looked at Omoi who just shrugged. "Kai!"

Kai looked up and took of the headphones which were blearing music into his brain. "Did you say something?" Kai shouted a little louder than he was supposed to.

"Yes, I said you should keep it down as I'm doing an intermission." Hazumi said. "What are you doing anyways?"

"Ho ho ho!" Kai said, rubbing his nose cockily. "I'm making a song that the readers can sing to themselves before they read a chapter."

"Oh! Really, like an anime opening?" Hazumi said.

"Yep!" Kai said.

"That's nice of you!" Omoi said.

"Yeah, are you almost done? Can we hear it?" Hauzmi asked.

"Of course." Kai said before he prepared himself to sing:

He is the best hero to ever exist!

KAI is the best

The adventures of KAIand the rest

One harem is not enough for him so he has a harem of harems instead!

KAIis the best

The adventures of KAI and the rest

When he sneezed, he liberated a country twice

KAIis the best

The adventures of KAI and the rest

He defeated 132 000 men with a twig and a pebble and didn't even break a sweat

KAI is the best

The adventures of KAI and the rest

He is the OP-iest of the OP-ie…

"Wait wait wait, what kind of opening is this?" Hazumi asked. "It doesn't even mention the name of the story once!"

"Come on, what anime do you know has the name of the anime in the song?" Kai asked, folding his arms.

"Dragonball Z, Yu Gi Yoh, One Piece both the sub and horribly dubbed openings, Samurai Champloo had the name samurai in the opening so I guess that's counted as half." Hazumi began to answer instantly. "Pokemon…"

"Nah, you don't understand what I mean, man!" Kai said.

"I understand exactly what you mean." Hazumi said under his breath. "And why does it say: the adventures of Kai and the rest?"

"Nah nah, you're not saying it wrong, coz." Kai said. "It's the adventures of KAIand the rest. See my name is in all caps and in bold while you guys are in small caps and in italics, to make it as small as possible. This is because I'm the main character."

"How many times must I tell you, your not the main character!" Hazumi said.

"Nah man, you don't know. So imma educate you?" Kai said. "You see, I'm Goku in Dragonball. You're Oolong in Dragonball Z. I'm the golden pokeball in pokemon. You're the normal pokeball every trainer has. I'm…"

"Is this going to take long?" Omoi whispered to Hazumi as he floated down next to her also, sitting cross legged.

"No no, he's drawing his information from our great and wonderful Author." Hazumi whispered while Kai spoke about being Jin from Samurai Champloo. "Our Author may be great but he has very little knowledge on anime."

30 minutes later.

"I am Mario in Mario Bros. You're the Bros. I'm Pacman in Pacman. You're Pacman in Mrs Pacman. I'm Ellie in The Last of Us. You're the fourth zombie runner in stage 2. I'm…"

"Now he's on to games?" Omoi said.

"We still don't have to worry." Hazumi whispered as Kai spoke about being a twin from Double Dragon. "Our genius and wise Author has never really owned a gaming console… well except for Author's pc so I don't think this will last long."

10 minutes later.

"I'm the chicken who crossed the road. You're the road." Kai continued. "I'm the green grass on the other side of the fence. You're the unmentionable grass on your side of the fence. I'm…"

Omoi looked at Hazumi while raising an eyebrow.

Hazumi shrugged and sighed to himself as Kai mention something about being water under the bridge.

20 minutes later.

"I am the fireworks, your the fire that works" Kai said.

"Alright, that's it! Now you're just making stuff up." Hazumi got up before turning his attention to you. "Thank you for joining us on this intermission. Hopefully next time, we'll have more time to do a proper intermission things. Bye!"