Accidentally in Love

Chapter 24

I cant stop laughing looking at Blaine's video of twerking from Tina's phone. This is so funny and I cant help it. And the funnier is Blaine didnt realize that someone was looking at that until Tina called his name.

"Blaine, this is nothing to be embarrassed about." Mr. Schue chuckles.

"Yes, it is!" Tina laughs out loud.

"That's a twerk fail, Gawker nightmare." Blaine rolls his eyes.

"No, this is a revelation. If this is turning into what I think it's turning into I just wanna say that it's physically impossible for me to twerk." Artie says to us.

"I beg to differ." Kitty smirks at Artie.

"Oh no someone is going to twerk in front of someone's face." I laugh.

"Look how you're all riveted by that video.

That's the kind of reaction we need from the judges if we're gonna one-up Throat Explosion at nationals. We need to edge up our America's sweetheart image a bit- show the judges that we're not afraid to rebel." Mr. Schue says to us.

"Mr. Schue, what if some of us don't know how to twerk?" Marley asks nervously.

"Have no fear, your twerktorial is here." Mr. Schue grins at us.

"Twerk it, girl." Kitty laughs and start twerking.

"If you can dance like Blaine did in that video. We are gonna need a bigger trophy case." Mr. Schue chuckles.

I stand up from my seat and twerking. I'm good at this and I know exactly how to bounce my booty. "Shake it off! Shake it off." I chuckle.

"Watch this, Marley!" Artie points at Kitty.

We keep try to twerking and laugh out loud. I guess it will be my favorite glee club assignment so far. Even better than Katy or Gaga. Or Film.

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Now we are continue to have twerking rehearsal in auditorium. Kitty, Jake, and I become the tutor for them since we know well how to twerk our booty.

"Okay, listen up. Twerking did start in Atlanta in the club scene, but it is global now. And whether you call it the booty pop or "P" pop or the sissy bounce all that you need to do it is a working booty and the right attitude and education, so we'll start with the basics." Jake says to them.

"And mostly I dont call it as twerking but I call it as booty bounce because it moves up and down so much different with you shake your booty." I said to them.

"Alright, Kitty?" Jake points at Kitty.

"All right, you basic bitches. Feet shoulder-width apart. Bend your knees. Turn them out, hands on hips. Thumbs on the butt. And pop it, pop it, pop it, pop it." Kitty says to them and shows them.

"So you just keep it going like this." I said to them and show them how to twerk.

"This is so weird!" Marley frowns.

"Unique, come on! You are a natural!" Mr. Schue says to Unique.

"I been twerkin' in my bedroom since I was six to Miss Beyoncé." Unique grins at us.

I turn around and look at them trying to shake their butts and twerking. "Babe, you need to lose some weight I guess. Starting this week, I will add our exercise time for jogging to be 2 hours. And for the cardio to be 1 hour and then we can have pilates or yoga." I grin at Ryder.

"What? You kill my time to play video games." Ryder shakes his head.

"Pop up your butt not shake your head." I simply said to him.

"Hey, Sam." Jake says to Sam.

"Yeah, that was a White Chocolate signature move." Sam says proudly and keep moving his body.

"Tina and Ryder, you'll be twerking in the back." Kitty says to them.

"Guys, twerking isnt that hard. You just need to pop up your booty. That's it." I said to them.

"Well, that's easy for you to say because you can do that." Marley simply said.

"Well, that's easy for you to say if you wanna try. Lighten up your fat, Boobless." I simply said.

I kinda hate Marley now. Since she tried became a diva in glee club. Then she got suspended afterwards. And controlling Jake who is my twin brother and no one could actually control him and have no rights for that. And Jake also told me that he is kinda bored with all his dates with Marley. Like movie, breadstix, movie, breadstix, every weekend. Especially after I told him that I almost done that thing with Ryder if his mom didnt went home earlier that day.

"I cant believe that you could say that." Kitty chuckles.

"I can say anything I want especially when I'm in a bad mood." I simply said. "Okay that's enough. Blaine, Unique you're in the front because you both got the better skill. And Clown Stripping n****e, you're in the middle. The rest on the back." I said to them. "Dont get me start to sing Nicki Minaj's song."

"Come on, guys show off your rebelious." Mr. Schue says to us.

I'm just twerking right in front of Jake and laugh. "You're crazy." Jake laughs at me.

I stop twerking and laugh at him. "Thanks to Sticky Hair for twerking in choir room so Mr. Schue made this assignment and you know what? This is my favorite glee club assignment ever." I chuckle.

"For those who can do that." Kitty simply said.

"I guess we can practice it with a song. If I may, Mr. Schue?" Jake turn his face to Mr. Schue.

"Take the floor, Jake." Mr. Schue nodded.

Jake take his iPod from his ransel and connect his iPod to the speaker. "This is our favorite song." Jake says to us.

"Us?" Marley raise her eyebrows.

"I mean, Jade and I. We usually use this song for hiphop dance." Jake says to her.

"The other 'us'." I smirk at her then roll my eyes.

"Alright." Jake simply said and play the music until the intro start begin and we both dance together like we usually did on dance class.

Jake:

The club isn't the best place to find a lover

So the bar is where I go (mmmm)

Me and my friends at the table doing shots

Drinking fast and then we talk slow (mmmm)

And you come over and start up a conversation with just me

And trust me I'll give it a chance now

Take my hand, stop

Put Van The Man on the jukebox

And then we start to dance

And now I'm singing like

Jake with Jade:

Girl, you know I want your love

Your love was handmade for somebody like me

Come on now, follow my lead

I may be crazy, don't mind me

Say

Jade with Jake:

Boy, let's not talk too much

Grab on my waist and put that body on me

Come on now, follow my lead

Come, come on now, follow my lead (mmmm)

Jade and Jake:

I'm in love with the shape of you

We push and pull like a magnet do

Although my heart is falling too

I'm in love with your body

And last night you were in my room

And now my bedsheets smell like you

Every day discovering something brand new

I'm in love with your body

Jade (Jake):

Oh I oh I oh I oh I

(I'm in love with your body)

Oh I oh I oh I oh I

(I'm in love with your body)

Oh I oh I oh I oh I

(I'm in love with your body)

(With Jake: Every day discovering something brand new)

(I'm in love with the shape of you)

Jade:

One week in we let the story begin

We're going out on our first date (mmmm)

You and me are thrifty

So go all you can eat

Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate

We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour

And how your family is doing okay

Leave and get in a taxi, then kiss in the backseat

Tell the driver make the radio play

And I'm singing like

Jake with Jade:

Girl, you know I want your love

Your love was handmade for somebody like me

Come on now, follow my lead

I may be crazy, don't mind me

Say

Jade with Jake:

Boy, let's not talk too much

Grab on my waist and put that body on me

Come on now, follow my lead

Come, come on now, follow my lead (mmmm)

Jade and Jake:

I'm in love with the shape of you

We push and pull like a magnet do

Although my heart is falling too

I'm in love with your body

And last night you were in my room

And now my bedsheets smell like you

Every day discovering something brand new

I'm in love with your body

Jade (Jake):

Oh I oh I oh I oh I

(I'm in love with your body)

Oh I oh I oh I oh I

(I'm in love with your body)

Oh I oh I oh I oh I

(I'm in love with your body)

(With Jake: Every day discovering something brand new)

(I'm in love with the shape of you)

Jade and Jake:

Come on, be my baby, come on

Come on, be my baby, come on

Come on, be my baby, come on

Come on, be my baby, come on

Come on, be my baby, come on

Come on, be my baby, come on

Come on, be my baby, come on

Come on, be my baby, come on

Jade and Jake:

I'm in love with the shape of you

We push and pull like a magnet do

Although my heart is falling too

I'm in love with your body

Last night you were in my room

And now my bedsheets smell like you

Every day discovering something brand new

I'm in love with your body

Jade (Jake):

Come on, be my baby, come on

Come on, be my baby, come on

(I'm in love with your body)

Come on, be my baby, come on

Come on, be my baby, come on

(I'm in love with your body)

Come on, be my baby, come on

Come on, be my baby, come on

(I'm in love with your body)

(With Jake: Every day discovering something brand new)

(With Jake: I'm in love with the shape of you)

Jake and I ended up our song with hugging each other. Yes we made it again. Not only because of our mom pay for our tuition in dancing but also because we both love to dance. That's it.

"Umm actually I like better when you sang Everybody Talks by Neon Trees for Grease audition." Artie says to us.

"Really? Well, something that accidentally happened is always wonderful, McAbrams." I grin at Artie.

"Yeah." Jake nodded as agree.

"Alright everyone back to twerking. The twins already give you example the basic or the streching before you twerk." Mr. Schue says to them.

They go back to start having twerk. I'm just looking at them and take my mineral water bottle from my bagpack and drink that. It feels like I'm taking over the cheerios now.

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I went out from my bathroom and dry my hair with my towel and Jake is half laying on my bed and looking at the tv.

"You watch news?" I frown at him.

"I'm waiting for Sue's corner." Jake simply said.

"Oh I see." I simply nodded and walk to my wardrobe to change my clothes.

I take my short sweat pants and my long sleeve shirt then wear that. After that I went our from my wardrobe and throw my towel to the towel basket and walk to where Jake is really focusing on tv.

"You've gotta to be kidding me." Jake mumbled.

"What's going on?" I frown at him.

"Sue banned the twerking. This is cant be happening." Jake shakes his head.

"My favorite glee club assignment will end." I said to him.

"How's the thing going on between you and Ryder?" Jake asks me.

"We're fine. And why you asking me that when I know that you never want to get into my relationship problem?" I raise my eyebrows at Jake.

"I kinda bored with Marley. I mean I love her. But I'm bored to do same things like every week. Like follow everything what she wanted to do. And that night when you have sleepover with Kitty. I invited Marley over. We made out and she doesnt even let me to touch her boobs. I mean, we've been going out for a half-year and we did nothing." Jake says to me.

"That's epic." I simply said.

"And totally stupid. I cant resist any other girls who want to let me get into her pants for more than six hours. It's hard for me to do that but what am I supposed to do? I did that for her." Jake exhales.

"High school is just about experience. You date her now and that doesnt mean you will marry her later." I said to Jake and turn my way to the stairs and walk out from my room.

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Everyone is arguing about Sue's corner last night about twerking. I'm just sitting down on my seat and cross my hands on my chest and looking at them. I dont really care with that actually. I love break the rules. That's my rebelling thing.

"Guys! Guys! Guys, what's going on?" Mr. Schue walks in and stops them.

"Did you not see Principal Sylvester's latest Sue's Corner? She's trying to take away our God-given right to twerk, and it's bullcrap!" Jake says to Mr. Schue.

"I think we're all feeling that we were onto something with this "twerking at nationals" thing." Artie says to Mr. Schue.

"I completely agree with you. Principal Sylvester is drawing a line in the sand. She's deciding what's acceptable and what's not, and that's just not gonna stand. The fact is, twerking is about blurring the lines between past and the present between men and women, between tradition and envelope-pushing. It's all in that Alan Thicke song that I love." Mr. Schue says to us.

"Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke?" Artie frowns.

"Exactly." Mr. Schue nodded.

"That's not what that song's about." Artie frowns at Mr. Schue.

"Sue Sylvester wants to draw a line in the sand? Well, we're gonna blur it and blow this debate wide open!" Mr. Schue grins at us then walk out from the choir room as we follow him.

Will (Artie):

Everybody get up (Hey, hey, ooh, ha ha)

Everybody get up (Ooh)

Jake (Artie):

Hey, hey, hey (Hey)

Hey, hey, hey (Ha ha, uh, ooh)

Hey, hey, hey (Ha ha, woo)

Will (Artie):

Turn me up (Ooh)

If you can't hear

What I'm trying to say (Ooh, girl come here)

If you can't read

From the same page (Ooh, hey)

Maybe I'm going deaf (Jake: Hey, hey, hey) (Hey)

Maybe I'm going blind (Jake: Hey, hey, hey) (Ooh, woah)

Maybe I'm out of my mind (Jake: Hey, hey, hey) (Everybody get up, ooh)

Jake (Artie):

Okay, now he was close (Hey)

Tried to domesticate you (Ooh, ow)

But you're an animal

Baby, it's in your nature (Ooh) (Kitty: Meow)

Jake (Will with New Directions):

Just let me liberate you (Hey, hey, hey)

You don't need no papers (Artie: Ooh) (Hey, hey, hey)

That man is not your maker (Hey, hey, hey)

And that's why I'm gon' take a

Artie and Jake with New Directions (Artie):

Good girl (Ooh)

Bree and Jake (Artie):

I know you want it (Ooh) (Will: Hey)

Jake:

I know you want it

Bree and Jake (Artie):

I know you want it (Ooh)

Bree with New Directions (with Artie):

You're a good (girl)

Bree and Jake (Artie):

Can't let it get past me (Ooh, oh yeah)

You're far from plastic (Alright)

Bree (Artie):

Talk about getting blasted (Ooh)

Jake (with Artie, Bree and New Directions):

I hate these (blurred lines)

Bree and Jake (Artie):

I know you want it (Ooh) (Will: Hey, yeah)

Jake (Artie):

I know you want it (Oh, woah, yeah)

Bree and Jake (Artie):

I know you want it (Ooh)

Bree (with Artie, Jake and New Directions):

You're a (good girl)

Bree and Jake (Artie):

The way you grab me (Ooh)

Must wanna get nasty (Hey, yeah)

Go ahead, get at me (Will: Everybody get up) (Ooh)

Will (Artie):

Baby can you breathe

I got this from Jamaica (Ooh)

It always works for me

Dakota to Decatur (Ooh) (Artie and Bree with New Directions: Uh-huh)

Jake (Artie and Bree with New Directions):

No more pretending (Will: Hey, hey, hey) (Uh-huh)

Cause now you winning (Artie: Ooh) (Will: Hey, hey, hey) (Uh-huh)

Here's our beginning (Will: Hey, hey, hey) (Uh-huh)

Artie:

I always wanted a (Ooh) (Jake: You're a)

Artie with Bree and New Directions (Artie):

Good girl (Yeah, hey)

Bree and Jake (Artie):

I know you want it (Ooh, hey)

Jake:

I know you want it

Bree and Jake (Artie):

I know you want it (Ooh)

Artie and Bree (with New Directions):

You're a (good girl)

Bree and Jake (Artie):

Can't let it get past me (Ooh, ah, yeah)

You're far from plastic (Will: Alright)

Bree (Artie):

Talk about getting blasted (Ooh)

Jake (with Bree and New Directions):

I hate these (blurred lines) (Will: Everybody get up)

Bree and Jake (Artie):

I know you want it (Ooh)

Jake:

I know you want it

Bree and Jake (Artie):

I know you want it (Ooh)

Will (with Bree, Artie and New Directions):

But you're a (good girl)

Bree and Jake (Artie):

The way you grab me (Ooh)

Must wanna get nasty (Hey, hey)

Go ahead, get at me (Ooh)

Artie (and Jake with New Directions):

These (blurred lines)

Will:

Everybody get up

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I'm standing in front of my locker and put chapstick on my lips while looking at the mirror on my locker door.

"Hey." Ryder kisses my head.

"Tell me that there is no mole on Jake's right hip." Marley suddenly shut my locker and almost make my finger caught up.

"Slow down, Diva Wannabe. You almost cut off my finger!" I glare at her.

"You know that Jake cheated on me, dont you? You know there is a hickey on his hips." Marley glares at me.

"Well, Jake has a mole and it was near his stomach and I guess that's what makes Kitty thinks it was his third nipple." I said and turn my face at Ryder.

"I've seen that too." Ryder says to me.

"And about Jake cheated, I didnt know that. No one of my business." I simply said to Marley.

"You know it. You're in the cheerios with Bree and you are in the same team with her. I just know that all the cheerios are slut including you!" Marley protest.

"Marley, that's mean!" Ryder frowns.

"You say what?" I raise my eyebrows at her. "Slut? Oh you know what Boobless Katy Perry, if I knew that Jake cheated on you, I would support that with all of my heart. Instead of dating a girl who claim herself as a diva. A disgusting diva who doesnt even let him touch her boobs because of what? Because of she doesnt even have a boob. Besides he is bored with your relationship and your boring date. And you know what? Your performance as Katy Perry in Applause song was totally disgusting. You think you're a diva so you can say anything and do anything you want? You are not. Stop acting like you're a new Rachel Berry, you're nothing than her. Oh once more, I fake friended with you. So welcome, I'll be your worst nightmare. I can easily report you to Principal Sylvester because you called me like that and that's bullying. Oh wait, you called all the cheerios are slut. Just work on lose some weight, Mommy's Sweetheart before you call someone slut." I glare at him and walk away.

I'm tired of playing nice. This time to let my rebellious out. I cant believe that she just called me like that. I can easily slap her face but I dont wanna do that. A slap only will make me get into principal office.

"Hey, you-you okay? I cant believe that Marley could say that." Ryder stops my way.

"You see how b***h a girl who used to have crush on?" I raise my eyebrows at Ryder and go back walking away.

"But I dont like her anymore. I also cant accept that when she called you like that. That's really bullying." Ryder says to me.

I let out a sigh and lean my back against the locker and let my head down. "I'm tired. You know that how it feels when the whole school think that you're a b***h who can easily bullied someone? I have heart. I'm human too. I tried to be nice but everyone keep thinking that I'm a bad-ass." I said to him.

"I'm sorry, I dont mean to presuring you." Ryder half-smiled at me.

"You're not." I shake my head. "I didnt know Jake cheated either. I dont want to get into their relationship problem. I also wouldnt know that Marley doesnt let him touch her boobs if Jake didnt tell me. I never ask for that. No one of that is my business. Ugh."

"Calm down. You did nothing wrong okay. I'm here and I know you and I dont trust what any other people said about you." Ryder cups my cheek.

I exhale and half-smiled at him. "You still want to be with me after I said those thing to her? And I can be more mean than that."

"I dont care with what other people said. What I see is a hot latina girl, she is smart, she is clumsy, she is not afraid with anything, and she is funny sometimes and love to punch me when she is laughing out loud." Ryder smiles at me.

"Thank you." I smile back at her and kiss his cheek.

Ryder just smiling at me then he shows his hand to me. I took his hand and smile back at him as we both turn our way and about to start walking but Becky stops us.

"Hi, Becky." I smile at her.

"Coach called you." Becky simply said to me and walk away.

Ryder and I look at each other. What happen this time? I let out a sigh and leave Ryder's hand. "I'll be right back." I said to him and walk away.

I walk in the hallways. I take my phone from my cheerios skirt and the recording is playing because my skin hitted the button. Wow I got a proof to report Marley to principal Sylvester.

I keep walking in the hallways and listen to that recording until I got to the principal Sylvester's office and turn off the recording.

"You call me, principal Sylvester?" I walk in and standing on her office door.

"Sit down." Principal Sylvester simply said to me. I'm sitting down on a seat in front of her desk and raise my eyebrows. "You know what, Puckerman? Either you or your Puckerman brothers always make record to make trouble in this school."

"Am I getting suspended or something?" I frown at her.

"First time, I laid my eyes on you, yes you are the new Sandbags. You're rebel, you never afraid with anything, but you dont have boobjob or a lesbian. I wont suspend you unless you wanna play in both side." Principal Sylvester says to me.

"What do you mean?" I raise my eyebrows.

"I have this in my hand about record prank that you did to almost everyone in this school. By the high level of that, you can be suspended for two or three weeks but I dont want to do that to a latina cheerio. I saw how you insult Stunned Face With Fat Mom in the hallways. And you made her completely silent and I just realize that you are a perfect little thing to ruin glee club. You dont like that girl, do you? And you know that to ruin glee club, you have to ruin the lead girl and William make her look like a new Rachel Berry and I know everyone doesnt like Rachel Berry. Now your job, make that girl down and cant focus for nationals so you will lose at nationals." Principal Sylvester says to me.

"But glee club will disband if we lose." I frown at her.

"And you'll get your cheerios back, Jade. I'll put you on the top of pyramid as you become captain of cheerios. Is that what you want?" Principal Sylvester smirks at me. "Now, get the hell away from my office before I change my mind to suspend you."

I stand up from my seat and walk out from her office. I'm standing in the hallways then turn my way to choir room. I walk enter the choir room and everyone is standing in front of the porta potti.

"Where have you been?" Kitty asks me.

"I just told all the cheerios that there is Fake Disgusting Katy Perry called all the cheerios slut." I grin at Kitty and play the record until everyone start turning their face at Marley. "I mean, Blaine and Tina were also in cheerios when she made the glee club lost places after sectionals. And Brittany used to be in cheerios until she graduated and now Kitty and I also captain and co-captain of cheerios. And please make sure look at yourself before you start talking." I roll my eyes and sit down on my seat.

Everyone just being quiet and sit down on their seat. See? Dont try to mess with me. I cant be another worst nightmare especially if you really hurt me. And started this over.