What a "Sneaky Pete"! Guy thought. There's not a girl alive my wife can't seduce!
As our house entered our sight, he noticed me whispering with a giggling Jenna.
When we reached our house, the three of us tumbled inside. The warmth of our waiting home was a refreshing feeling.
I turned to my husband and said, "Guy, Jenna and I have been chatting."
"Oh?" He said.
Jenna joined in, "we decided that even though you didn't last a minute without falling over, you still get hot chocolate."
He smiled, "gee thanks, ladies."
"Well," I said seductively, "we also decided that even though you didn't last another minute, my promise of giving you something to stay up for - well, you should get that too. Just for trying and being a good sport."
"Really?" He said, feigning surprise. "I like the sou
