Ultimate School

1. My dream school life

“Ayanokouji-kun, are you okay? "

It came again. It came again. Scary situation. While I was pretending to be asleep, someone came over. It was the embodiment of the devil , forcing me ( who was taking a short nap ) to awaken back to reality . In my head, the eleventh Shostakovich symphony is playing. The song accurately describes the difficult situation now: the feeling of extreme despair when people are chased by demons when the end of the world is approaching. Even with my eyes closed, I can tell. I can feel the terrifying embodiment of the devil close to me and waiting for its slave to wake up... Now, in a situation like a slave, how am I supposed to get out of this situation? ... ? To avoid danger, use the computing device in your brain to find the answer.

. . .

Done… .. Answer: Pretend not to hear anything!!!

I named it the pretend sleep strategy. This dangerous situation will be solved with this strategy. If the person speaking is a nice girl, she will pass after saying It's okay, it's okay. Because I feel guilty, I will forgive you. X It's like I'll kiss you if you don't wake up, okay? Chuu ~~ is fine too.

“If you don't wake up in 3 seconds, you will be punished.” “What do you mean punishment? In less than half a second the pretending to sleep strategy was defeated and I couldn't resist the threat. However, I did not raise my head and continued to resist.“

Yes, it is true that you are still awake. “I already know how scary you can be if you come to annoy you. "

" Very good . And hey, are you free? “…and what if I said no? “… I can't force you… But I'll be angry if you don't. ' And she continued. “And if I'm angry, I'll be a big hindrance in Ayanokouji-kun's simple school life. Hmm, for example there are the countless thumbtacks on his chair, pouring water on his head when he goes to the bathroom, and occasionally stabbing him with a compass. That kind of behavior, yup. “That is clearly harassment! And the last one seems to be real , I remember getting stabbed !“

I reluctantly got up and sat in my seat. A girl with long black hair and sharp beautiful eyes was looking down at me from the side. Her name is Horikita Suzune , class 1 - D , my classmate .

“Don't be scared. Just kidding. I won't pour water on you while you're on the toilet. ”

The case of the stapler with the new compass is more important! Look at this, hey! You can see where I was stabbed! How will you be responsible if it becomes a scar for the rest of your life? ' I pulled up my right sleeve and showed it to Horikita.

" Where's the evidence ? ”

“ Hmm?”

“Where is the proof? You say I'm the culprit without proof?"

Of course there's no proof. Even though the only person standing close enough to stab me was Horikita, and even though she was holding a compass, it was hard to tell clearly. Anyway, I have something more important to confirm.

“Do I really have to help? I thought about it again, but in the end…”

“Hey Ayanokouji-kun. Regret your decision while in despair or suffering. Which do you like more? Because you pulled me from my responsibility, you should take responsibility. Right ?"

Horikita made two choices that were "shhhhh". From the outside it looked like she wouldn't allow any negotiations. It was a mistake to make a deal with the devil. I decided to stop the game and obey.

“…So, what should I do? ”

I asked while trembling in fear. I wouldn't be surprised if I heard what she asked me. I don't know how all this became, but I still remember when it all started. I met this girl exactly two months ago. Maybe on opening day?. . .