60 Days With You

THE ANGRY BIRD AND THE THREE PIGS

I was about to push the door to the convenience store when I saw a cute little girl crying meters from me. I took a step slowly and she looked scared when she saw her walking closer to her and she took a step backwards.

"It's okay baby. I'm like a Mom. I won't do you no harm", she seemed to relax a bit and not scared anymore, so she left me, touched her cute hands and wiped her tears on her cheek.

"What's the problem, honey?", she dropped another tear on both eyes and I wiped them again.

"It's okay. Tell me, I'm going to help you", she brushed her nose as if she had a runny one. I laced my thumb and my index finger on each side of her nose.

"3, 2, 1, and blow!", and she blew a sticky lime, I won't tell you.

"That's good. Okay now tell me, why are you crying?"

"E'm lost. Momma's gone, I don't know where she wasn't", she said cutely.

"I'll help you find your Mom okay. Let's go", I took her left hand and we both crossed the streets to the nearest sheriff there is to do a search for a lost child. We waited patiently for 15 minutes until a woman of my age came crying and hugged her child.

"I've been looking for you everywhere. I'm sorry, Momma's not gonna leave you again, okay?", she carried the child and gently patted her back.

"Thank you so much. I don't know what I am going to do if I fail to find my daughter", she was smiling with tears. They're both cry babies.

I took my handkerchief from my hoodie and gave it to her, which she gladly accepted and wiped her tears.

We talked with the sheriff for several minutes and hugged the baby one last time before making my way back to the place I was planning to go.

I pushed the door of the convenience store and the lady just said,

"Hey", ? I just nodded in return and went on to the chocolate section. What would I have said? Rock' n Roll, dude!?

I made my way to the chocolate section and I was surprised to find a mount full of chocolates. They were twinkling and I really wanted to grab them all and do nothing but eat them whole day. Got any chocolate lovers there? But I'll have to be very careful in choosing which one to buy, as some look all new to me and I don't know if they would taste great to me.

I touched a certain chocolate and then for seconds I'd put it back in the section and find something else to grab and then put it back again. I was having a moment with the chocolates when I heard the door barged open and made a loud noise. It was not a gentle push, I'm sure of it. It was a bang!

"All right hands in the air! Put down your phone now and hand over the money". That sounds like robbers?

F*ck! Of course they are! I walked silently and made my way near the store and watched close. Three robbers are all loaded with guns and are wearing?! PIGGY MASKS? The lady was in a hurry to take all the money and the robber was still pointing his gun towards her.

I just got here and this is what's going to welcome me?! WHAT A WARM WELCOME PARTY. My eyes began wandering around and saw cans of all sizes. I silently grabbed them all and picked the biggest I could manage to carry and throw and settled with a- FRUIT COCKTAIL?

I positioned myself and closed my right eye while locking the can on my target- the pig pointing his gun to the lady. Aiming close and gathering my force, I threw it forcefully and the pig went dead, while I rolled in front quickly and kicked the other pig with a necklace so hard on his chest and he shoved him on the floor while the other was firing the gun but missing the shots. He sure is damn lucky he has the silencer and can fire whenever he damn well please! I took the pig's gun- the one I hit with the can- and took a shot at the only standing pig's hand and made his gun fly out of place and pointed my gun at his face. IS THIS ANGRY BIRDS? I'M THE RED BIRD AND THESE ARE THE PIGS! He threw his hands in the air and the pig I kicked stood up with a gun pointing at me.

"Now your hands in air", I said, remembering where I heard it. Was it from a movie? I clearly know I heard it from a movie. Was it Maze Runner? But anyway, I'm thankful I've had practice on these guns and s**t.

The pig with the necklace refused to raise his hands.

"Okay then just throw your damn gun on the floor then", I said, giving him another option. But he looked like he was not getting the information right. I rolled my eyes angrily,

"You throw it to the floor or will I throw a bullet at your friend's head?", I asked, drawing the gun closer to the pig's head.

"Just throw the gun bro!", the pig said, and the other pig dropped the gun on the floor.

"Good pig", I said, and he turned his hands to a fist as my other hands went on the piggy mask of the pig in front of me.

"Say hi to the camera-", and quickly took off his mask, revealing his face before hitting his nape and he went dead.

"A*shole", and pointed the gun next to the last pig, which was fast enough to take his gun.

"Hey lady", I called the lady while my eyes were not leaving on the pig.

"Do you have something in there to tie the hands of the other two?"

"I-I... I might have something", she said and quickly but tremblingly got a-ROPE?

Right! A ROPE! Where did she get that?

"Did you call the police?"

"N-no"

"Y...You didn't?! Well then make a call now!", we've been in here safe for minutes now and she never bothered to call for help?! Does she think I'm a wonder woman or something?

"Okay, how about we spend the remaining minutes negotiating, huh? And oh, if you're a pig, why isn't your skin pink? Don't pigs have pink skin in cartoons?", I wondered while tilting my head, which left him speechless. Or maybe cartoons are lying then.

"Never mind about the pig's skin then. Here's the deal. You can go, but you leave these two so we have someone to report to the police", I said and made my way out of the door so he could run, but my gun was still pointing at him.

"Do you take me for a bloody fool?!"

"I'd let you make a fool of myself if I were you, if it was the only way I could escape. You don't have a choice anyway, the cops are coming. So the only way left for you is to run now. You're really benefiting from it. I don't see a bad way for you", I said, and raised my gun so he could make his way out safely. He was still pointing his gun at me but trembling.

"Look, you're a bad shooter so just go", I said while pointing my gun at the door.

GO! I mouthed and he ran out of the door.

"Not that quick!", I guess that's the police. They caught the guy pretty quick. I looked at them outside while they slid the robber inside the patrol car.

"Hey!", I shouted at them and they all stared inside.

"I've got two more here for you!", and they all stared at the two sleeping on the floor.

And I looked back at the lady.

"I'm really in a hurry, so can you grab me a bag for each of these chocolates and a box of those ice cream", I cut off the police and the lady while they were talking about the case.

"We'd like to invite you to the station for a statement then", the police said to the lady and got out of the store with the other pigs.

And I left with 2 boxes, one for the ice cream and once for the chocolates.

TOO MUCH FOR A DAY!