“The what?” “The green things you keep along your windows?” I arch my eyebrow. “How do you know about my plants?” “The rooftop across from your building has a good view of your place. I saw you spraying the leaves when I came to check up on you.” “They’re herbs. Oregano. Mint. Parsley. Rosemary. I like their smells. Though, I’m afraid I might’ve killed the parsley. It’s almost completely dried out.” I sigh. “I’ll have to buy a new one when I have some free time.” “I thought women liked flowers. Not grass.” “Herbs,” I point out again. “I like flowers, too, but I tend to get into a sneezing fit whenever I get too close to most varieties.” “Mm-hmm.” He nods. “So, this stuff can grow on its own, yes? Like grass?” I snort. “I can’t believe I’m discussing houseplants with the guy who’s b

