Awww… You are turning into a real softy. And you’re becoming a nuisance. Why don’t you f**k off. Ungrateful bastard! If it wasn’t for me, you’d have had nothing to come back to. Except my sanity. Now, will you please shut the f**k up so I can make this phone call? I can’t have a conversation with you lurking and yapping in the background. Nah, I think I’ll stick around. Seeing you riled up is always a pleasure. Liar. Says you! It’s not about getting your rocks off. You want to hear her voice, too. Psst… Did you forget? I hear everything, even when you figure I’m gone. I squeeze the bridge of my nose. I knew that of course, but I don’t like being reminded of the fact. You’re me. I’m you. And I’m not going anywhere, so deal with it already. And call our girl. You’ll keep quiet? F

