“No matchmaking is going on at the moment, thank God. I told Dad I’m sick of doing nothing every day and want to go to college, or at least take some online courses, before I let him trap me in an arranged marriage. When he disagreed, I told him I’d strip naked and go dancing through the City Hall Plaza, ruining my reputation and, possibly, all future marriage prospects—for good.”
“I think you’ll still be a catch, even after flashing your naked butt.” Dania laughs.
“Maybe. But can you imagine the scandal that would create? My rear end would be the main subject of Cosa Nostra’s gossip for years.”
“I still don’t understand why on earth you want to go to college. You guys are so loaded, you’ll never need to work a day in your life. And I’m pretty sure that when you get married, your husban
