Chapter Twenty-two
“Animal Dwarf Bandits” Bank Robbery Suspect Arrested!
—Front page headline from the Pinewood Times-Courier, Special Edition
By Nathan Jessop, Senior News Reporter
The recent string of armed bank robberies committed by a violent g**g of little people wearing animal masks may finally be reaching an end. Thanks to a state-wide manhunt spearheaded by Pinewood County Sheriff Maynard Grizzle, a suspect was arrested yesterday in the mountain town of Beaumont Gap in Oakfield County.
Pinewood County and Oakfield County Sheriff’s Departments have identified the suspect as Thelonious T. Bear, a citizen of the United Kingdom. Bear was seen in the area where at least two of the robberies took place. He was later identified by Polly DuKane, a waitress at A Taste of Heaven in down
