The board room was temperature controlled, but everyone sweated anyway. The CEO of the studio and all senior heads of departments were present.
“How did this happen?” asked Ken Kennings, the CEO.
“Did this really happen?” asked Neil Narrows, the Vice President of production. “I know they"ve called the election, but how would this even work?”
Kennings stared at the junior exec. “Are you asking how Filby the Flibbertigibbet just got elected President of the United States? That"s what we"re all here to figure out, before we answer to the media and Washington, all of whom have surrounded this building demanding answers. Hear all those phones ringing off the hook out there? So, again, how did this happen?”
“Not to sound naïve, but the logical answer is write-in votes,” offered Jim Jerling,
