Brexit bloody Brexit,
That’s all we bloody hear.
Brexit this and Brexit that,
For year on bloody year.
And all those bloody pundits,
Who really aren’t that bright,
Talking, talking, talking,
Talking endless shite.
‘No deal’ will be disaster!
‘Remain’ is just as bad!
But all agree, Theresa’s deal,
Is the worst thing to be had.
It’s a muddle in the middle,
That’s neither leave nor stay,
But it will mean, hip-hip hooray,
The end of bloody Mrs May.
A second referendum,
The so-called people’s vote?
But all that does is leave us,
In exactly the same boat.
So where’s the national leader,
To get us out of this mess?
Well it won’t be bloody Corbyn,
Sitting on his bloody fence.
Bloody Reesy-Moggy?
He’s too far to the right,
Whilst Boris is for Boris,
Number 10 is in his si
