"Then I will tell you a joke."
All of Ding Ning's tricks had been exhausted, so he could only squat beside her with a bitter face and keep her company. He had came up with this idea after thinking for a long time. Seeing that Xiao Nuo was still ignoring him, he said to himself,
"A woman said, 'Husband, I want to eat instant noodles.' The man said, 'I will cook for you.' The woman said, 'I don't want to eat the brand of noodles in our house.' The man said, 'Then I will go out to buy noodles of other brands.' The woman answered, 'After cooking, our house will be filled with the smell of instant noodles, and it'll smell horrible.' The man sighed and said, 'Then I will bring it to you after I finish cooking.' The woman pouted and said, 'But it tastes bad when it's cold.' The man said helpl
