Once up a time there were three cows. Daddy cow (also known as a bull), Mummy cow and Baby cow. They lived in a field beside another field that was used as a car park.
The cows did not do very much, all they did was eat grass and chew the cud.
“I’m bored," Baby cow said one day.
“Here the farmer has left the gate open," Mummy cow said.
The three cows looked at each other. They could go into the next field that was full of cars.
“Shhh," said Daddy cow (also known as a bull). “Let’s go in and see what’s what. There’s nobody about."
The three cows wandered into the neighboring field and looked about. There were lots of cars. They had seen people get in and out of them and drive them about.
“I want a shot." Baby cow said.
“OK son," said Daddy cow (also known as a bull), “You go and see if you can get in one."
Baby cow walked around the car-park, he tried the handles of all the cars until he found one that opened. He used his hoof to open the door and crawled into the driver’s seat.
“Hey look I’m driving a car," he said as he turned the wheel. “Look."
“Very good son," Mummy cow said. “I bet I can get right round the car-park without touching the ground.