“You will have to tell me not to do it.” She is a tease and this is the biggest tease of the lot. I can see how happy she is with it. I am on shaky legs and no one else gives a damn. The assistant bags up the gag like a grocer bags just another apple and our bodyguard stops staring out of the window so that he can sort out the payment. There is no answer to her when she is like this. I just have to soak up her words and try to seem like they haven’t hit me like a cannon shot. Not feeling sexy in these clothes is like not feeling thirsty when someone drapes a cold beer in front of your face on a hot summer’s evening. Being left on one’s own at a festival is less sexy but that’s what happened when my so-called friend disappeared with the guys as they went to do their final prep. Even les

