Chapter Six
Dutch Cucumber Action
Two things of note happened in the last day or so: Sindee had her hair dyed totally pink, as it was during her porn days, and we arrived in the Netherlands. The first thing makes me think that Sindee might be trying to send certain hunky rock singers subtle come-get-me messages. The second thing should be of no real consequence except that it produced lots of jokes aimed my friend’s way. Just crossing the border brought a mass of whoops and wolf-whistles from our fellow travellers. This was due to Russell and Vinny being aware of Sindee’s porno past, and their running joke of telling everyone else that the film she was in was entitled Dutch Cucumber Action.
Someone was clearly sent ahead to buy a huge consignment of these phallic fruit so that pranks
