The door opened behind me and Kat walked in. "I'm sorry Dana Sue, that husband of mine.... Never mind, I'm here now." She all but pushed me out of the way until she realized I wasn't about to budge, so she took her pain in the ass self over to the other side of the bed.
"How is she doing doctor?" The doc gave her a rundown on what was going on. Something about centimeters, and what the f**k ever which she seemed to understand. I just kept my focus on my wife while they talked but I have to admit she seemed a lot more relaxed now that Kat was here.
Ten minutes later the kid came screaming into the world and I didn't breathe until I heard the words 'it's a boy'. "Yes! Thank f**k… I mean, thank you baby you did good." The other three looked at me like they wanted to gut me.
I felt like lau
