“Oh, brother, I’m as serious as I’ve ever been. Wait until I show you her picture. Your eyes will fall out!” “For God’s sake, Carter! You don’t take meeting with our sworn enemies so you can hit on some broad you’ve never met!” “How else was I supposed to meet her? Standing in line at Starbucks?” “It’s a miracle you’ve made it this far in life. I’m shocked you haven’t electrocuted yourself by sticking your wet finger into a socket to see if it would tickle.” “I have, and it does.” I shake my head in disbelief. “And who decided TriCast is our sworn enemy, anyway? That’s awfully dramatic. They’re just our biggest competitor, not an invading army.” “What you don’t understand about business would fill solar systems. Did you at least get this broad’s number?” “Don’t call her a broad. Th

