Imagine This.

The Stalker

This is a true story of my life.

You

"Stop Michael" you giggle as he blows raspberries on your stomach. You try to check your i********: and he keeps tickling the heck out of you. "S-Stop M-Michael!" He slowly stops and sits beside you on the bed. You check your notifications and they continue to pop up. You click the profile of this guy and your eyes bulge and you click options and immediately block him. "Wasn't that your ex babe?" You nod slowly and your heart beats faster. "It's been nearly two years and he's still stalking me" your phone dings and you check who texted you. It comes up as 'Clingy' and you almost vomit in your mouth.

You needed to keep his number so you know not to answer. You clench your jaw and begin texting him back. "Get over it, we're NOT together! I hate you so much! Stop texting me and stalking me.if you do it one more time I will chop your d**k off and feed it to you b***h, two can play this game" you send it and Michaels' eyes bulge. (I actually said that) "wow.." You nod "And I'm serious too" you shut your phone off and time passes by. He doesn't text you or calls you. Thank god.

"I hate him with a passion. Sometimes I feel like he's watching me!" He sucks his teeth "Well if he comes near you I'll rough him up for you" he scrolls through the messages that your stalker sent you and reads them aloud

"I miss you, baby, we were supposed to have kids together. Please give me another chance I miss you" he chuckles and you pretend to gag. "Gross" he chuckles and gives the phone back to you. "That's the 24-year-old Virgin, right? Maybe he's going crazy because you didn't sleep with him.."

"Michael stop!! That's disgusting. I only do 12 inches which is.." You look at him and he chuckles "me" you nod and he wraps his arm around you. "Let's stop talking about him and go to the movies, get your mind off it" You kiss his soft lips and smile "That would be great"

"Well get up! Up!" He slaps your ass and you run to the bathroom, giggling.

Writing this made me cringe.. After I sent that message he never texted me back because he knew I was serious. He's a dead man. So learn from my experience...NEVER date an over sensitive guy that's a virgin

P.s. -he would name our children! I can't get the names out of my head

COMMENT AND VOTE if you had an experience like this. This was just a snippet of my life but it got MUCH worse. If you want to know what else happened.. COMMENT.