The Roycroft Dictionary

K

KING: 1. In the presence of genius, a pleb. 2. A vestige. 3. One whose chief diversion lately has been to watch himself grow beautifully less. 4. A First Cause run to seed. 5. Divine Right tempered by bombs.

Kindergarten: The greatest scheme ever devised-for the education of parents.

Knocking: A slow but sure way of putting the skids under your prospects. Push in the door softly, and all things are yours-knock and nothing shall be opened unto you.

Knowledge: The distilled essence of our intuitions, corroborated by experience. Knowledge is what I know; wisdom is what I see; theology is what I guess.