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NATURE: 1. The Unseen Intelligence which loved us into being, and is disposing of us by the same token. 2. That which every one but a theologian understands, but which no one can define. 3. The Louvre of the Esthetic Eye; the abattoir of the Religious Eye; the charivari of the Ironic Eye. 4. The eternal Kishineff of an implacable God.
Nancy: A person of neither s*x, who yet combines the bad qualities of both.
Nigger: A colored person who has no money.
New Thought: Plain, simple commonsense.
Newspaper Office: A figment factory.
Nietzsche (Friedrich): A thunder smith.
Nebulous Typothet : A bum printer who can never be found when wanted.
Neighbor: The man who knows more about you than you know about yourself.
Nothing: 1. A negative which is the reality behind every ghostly affirmative. 2. Something that has density without weight, like a barber's breath.
Nomination: 1. Paradigrammatics, or the art of molding figures in plaster. 2. The call of the vile. 3. In democracies, the divine sacrament administered to ignorance. 3. The election, divination and apotheosis of a paramount parasite.
New York: The posthumous revenge of the Merchant of Venice.
Nesbit: A plenipotentiary of publicity who takes pretty nothings and makes of them New York Central literary hash.
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