THEY’RE ALL TRASHED by the time they leave, which is one of the benefits to not being in L.A. and not having to drive. With five of them, two cabs is the obvious solution. But what should either be Victor and Ellen sharing a cab since they arrived together or Victor and Liam sharing a cab because that situation is now more obvious than ever, somehow becomes Ellen and Raphael sharing a cab because Liam is insistent that he should travel with Victor and Alex. Everyone is sober enough to realize this plan makes no sense, but too drunk to argue about it. Liam decides to squeeze the three of them into the backseat. Alex somehow ends up between him and Victor. He leans forward and makes small talk with their driver so Victor and Liam can talk and hold hands — literally behind his back. The situ

