Bryan
N*tflix is on.
"...corona virus. I mean, am I really wrong though? Sh*t is crazy out here. You guys know what I'm talking about, right? That woman who said wash your ass and buy soap and bleach. She made a good point or do you guys think it’s bad- terrible maybe? Good as in how stupid some of us are and bad cut...well we're so stupid that we don't know we're stupid. I mean how could toilet paper be sold out? Are you going to sh*t so much? "
Laughter.
"You guys love me, right? That's what I'm here for. To make you laugh. That's my job? What's your job sir? You're a doctor?"
More laughter.
"A corona doctor? Satisfying job sir?"
Hushed laughter.
"Is it the *ss? The toilet paper shortages? Can you share some intelligence on that for us? "
I groan and roll over, squintin
