My life is f****d. I've come to accept this fact since realizing that the women in my life have taken over. I have no idea when Kat took my balls, but sure as f**k she has 'em. "You two ready?"
I mumbled some choice words under my breath and rolled my eyes at my annoying ass wife. My two girls were all smiles and excitement as they came towards me where I stood waiting for them at the door.
Last week I'd taken their brothers for a night out with the guys and their nosy ass mother and mine got it into their heads that I had to do the same with them. The f**k!
First of all, I know f**k all about daughters, unless their mother is there to lead the way. And it has been quite some time since she's dragged my ass off somewhere with the whole lot of 'em.
Suddenly I'm a neglectful father and
