It was like an epidemic. Once Kat and I took the plunge the other single men followed suit a couple years later. Now we were all family men and we took this raising daughters s**t seriously. We made a pact, because these little f***s today aren't like we were, they're bold as f**k. But I find if you put the fear of thunder in their little punk asses they learn quick.
"He's fifteen."
"Our Caitie's dating an older dude?"
"Yes Jared, the little s**t's fifteen. I'm going to break his f*****g neck."
"You met him yet?"
"Of course I haven't met the douche bag but Kat has the little sneak."
"I'm telling you, these women are sneaky. You gotta keep your eye on them, especially when they're having these little meetings. I told you we should bug the shits."
"We'd have to bug all our houses Zack
