f**k me! What the f**k has happened to my life? My world has been turned upside down by females. I'm surrounded, out numbered and outgunned. I haven't had a moment's peace since I met my Angel and that's no f*****g joke.
Not that I'm complaining or anything, but she's like a whirlwind. She runs circles around me. The f*****g girl completely owns and consumes me; and if that s**t isn't bad enough, she brought in a ringer. f*****g daughters and s**t. I'm pretty sure my life is never going to be the same ever again in this lifetime.
My once calm existence is a thing of the past. I'm now in a constant state of high alert; it's enough to make a motherfucker lose his s**t. I don't think I've taken a calm breath since she put that little stick in my hand on the dance floor.
I'm not sure what
