I spent a fine afternoon. I tried to avoid talking about my f***s up and also avoid saying the word f**k. I heard stories of Triton and how he wrestled a huge octopus, I heard of Ariel and her problems with jewelry and Amphitrite's makeovers. By the time we had dessert her husband and Nick's dad Poseidon showed up. Now I knew where Triton got his muscular form, Poseidon was enormous. I almost feared him when we were introduced and unexpectedly Poseidon gave me a hug. "So you are the girl in the prophecy?" Poseidon said. I opened my mouth and then shut it because I didn't know what else to say. "Dad, we don't know that," Nick said. His father frowned at him. "Let the girl speak. What were you going to say?" Poseidon asked me. I shook my head. "I don't know... I was going to sa

