“Now boys, be nice. Maybe we can find another heart for the lady,” said Clint. “Show her that not everyone in this town is after her money, or her soul.” “Where do you suppose we could find her a heart?” Fingers said. “The morgue?” said Jack. “A hospital. Maybe Willy Wonder’s Old Curiosity Show? I heard they’ve got the Elephant Man’s heart, and his d**k. Two for the price of one.” “I’m happy with what I’ve got,” said Kat. “Besides, I don’t think a p***s would go with most of my outfits. I’ll just work hard and get my heart back properly.” “Where’s the fun in that?” said Clint. “Take it from us; you’ve got to live a little.” “I did that, and this is where I ended up,” said Kat. “What’s wrong with a replacement heart?” said Fingers. “People who get organs donated cope with them all the

