After spending two painstaking hours with Britney on her ride and listening to some weird music which I'm not even sure is good for anyone's ears. We actually arrive in the middle of nowhere.
The only thing I can see is the road stretching with no actual end surrounded by very trees. I look for some form of life, but the only thing I see is a squirrel lazily climbing a tree.
She gets out of the car and shuts off the loud music, then gives me a knowing smile. This is the first time I have seen her smile at me or maybe she is just been sarcastic. She is wearing leather pants and a leather shirt with pink heels. I’m surprised that she is dressed like this and we are here. She already looks dressed for this occasion while I'm in my PJs and fluffy slippers.
"Are you taking a piss? "I ask be
