~~ETHEL~~
I used to think Maya was the freest person I knew.
Maya did what she wanted, said what she wanted, and didn't care much about what people thought about it.
But Sharon took that idea and launched it into the stratosphere.
By the time we started walking back toward the rest of the house, I was slightly out of breath from laughing.
She had spent the last twenty minutes telling me embarrassing childhood stories about Keanu.
Apparently, Keanu once spent hours trying to convince their father that their dog could speak English and got hugely let down.
Another time, he decided to cut his own hair because he thought the barber made him look like a mushroom. He hacked off chunks in the bathroom mirror and then tried to glue some of it back when he realized how bad it looked.
"Dad h
