“Two things. The first is that it’s where Brad wanted to go. The second is that it’s a. Dude. Ranch.”
The silence only lasts for less than a few seconds before Jenner says flatly, “No.”
Sounding sheepish, Brad chimes in. “Yeah.”
More silence, then Danielle says, “What’s happening?”
Jenner’s the one who answers her. “If I’m not mistaken, what’s happening is that Brad just came out.”
“Came out? Of where?”
“For God’s sake, what has Ohio done to your brain?” says Jenner, exasperated.
“Excuse me for not being able to read minds,” says an equally exasperated Danielle. “And I’ll have you know, Ohio is a wonderful place!”
“I don’t know, I might be with Jenner on this one,” says Brad, sounding thoughtful. “I went to Cleveland once and almost got mugged outside a church at ten o’clock in the
