But maybe I’m being overly dramatic. I’m no celebrity, after all. Yes, the paparazzi were after me because I was the hot story of the moment, but surely some other scandal will soon come along and everyone will forget who I am. In fact, I could already be yesterday’s news. Excited at the thought, I jump up and snatch my handbag from the dresser. I dig out my phone and send Jenner a text. Nobody in San Fran will still be talking about me in like a month, right? He texts back within a minute. I hate to tell you this, darling, but an executive from the Lifetime channel called my agent to see how they could contact you. They want to make a movie. OMFG. Please tell me that’s a joke. I wish it were. How are you? Busy having a breakdown. I’ll call you later. I flop back onto the bed and s

